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My girlfriend had put on my sweater,
The one with my big high school letter,
And it then seemed to me,
And I’m sure you’ll agree,
On her it looked quite a bit better.
- Unknown, a huge FoolishTimes fan

There once was a Monterey Pine
Who thought he was doing just fine
Till some folks came along
And bought him and his throng
And made their old home the Back Nine.
- Uncredited, an even huger FoolishTimes fan

There once was a man from Great Britain
Who interrupted two girls a-knittin.
Said he with a sigh,
“That park bench, well I
Just painted it right where you’re sittin.’
- Unattributed, a still even huger fan

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly,”Let us flee!”
“Let us fly!? said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- Anonymous, possibly the hugest fan of all, though no one really knows