Let us pity the plight of fool Thomas
who forgot to put on pajamas.
He sleepwalked at night,
Gave the neighbors a fright,
And now is in jail in Clackamas.
—Sir Henry de Tunahuna
A Noble Knight of New Polynesia

I am finding that old politicians
Proclaim certitude but lack visions.
They live in the past
Most likely aghast
At their imminent path to morticians.
—Sir Henry de Tunahuna
A Noble Knight of New Polynesia

The baseball season’s begun,
Fingers pointed at everyone.
The boys of summer
Are already a bummer;
This season will be much less fun.
—BR