I went to the dentist at one.
It certainly wasn’t much fun.
He reached in my mouth
and went too far south
and now my appendix is gone.
—MG

No zebras did board Noah’s ark;
Only horses, two white, and two dark.
But for forty black nights
There were no bedroom lights
Which caused zebras galore to disbark!
—Anonymous (he’s baaa-aaack)

A dashing and speedy neutrino
passed thru a cellar of vino
so he/she turned around
and she/he settled down
in a Julien ‘99 Pinot.
—Sir Henry de Tunahuna