Fat Mary ( to Larry), “Why do we tarry?
“Our love is so firm, we must marry!”
Said Larry (to Mary)
“That’s really scary
for you, ‘cross the threshold, to carry!”
-Sir Henry de TunahunaAnd three by David Rasch:

God said “Now let there be light”
and created a light bulb so bright
that Al Gore was concerned
’bout the fuel it burned
So he lobbied God hard to make night

A young boy skipped school to go fishing
Then stared at the fish pond, just wishing
he’d remembered his hooks;
but his sad, sad looks
caused a trout to leap out, his tail swishing

On a mountain I asked a wise lama
“Should I vote for McCain or Obama?”
He spit in my face
I thought “What a disgrace!”
Then I remembered; there’s two “L’s” in llama