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“I’ve something to tell you, Mike.”
It’s something you probably won’t like.
I’ve stayed up at night
Trying my best to write
But my brain seems to be on strike.
— GP
Flirty Flo in the woods picking berries
Didn’t see a big bear as she tarried.
As he went for her fruit
She said, “You’re kinda cute.
If you weren’t such an animal we could marry.”
— LG
McTom was a midnight prowler.
Up on the fence he would holler:
“Miss Kitty, come play,
Gamble the night away,
For the moon’s like a bright silver dollar.”
—LG
Get off your butts and send in your limericks!
