A bear walks into a bar.
He goes up to the bartender and says,
“Can I have a large gin and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tonic?”
The bartender replies,
“Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear, looking hurt, holds up his paws and says,
“What do you mean? I’m a bear!”
