Little Johnny’s chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe what happens to the two worms,” said the teacher, putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second worm in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
“Now, kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the teacher asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and responded, “Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!”
*The Crown & Anchor Pub
(Franklin Street’s Favorite Pub)
