HELP! Better yet, help us help you or help you help us or something like that. Thanks to you, our readers, and the response you’ve given our advertisers, we’ve doubled in size since our first issue. Our circulation has tripled and we’re working our butts off. It’s time to do some repair work on this old rag. What writers do you like (they stay), not like (off with their heads), new ideas for columns. We can use a few bloggers for our web site, a volunteer to help design and maintain a monthly comedy calendar. Some new writers and cartoonists would be nice. To complete the wish list would be 1 or 2 good—no, make that GREAT—salespeople or a reasonable facsimile to help keep us from asking Congress for a $700,000,000 bailout.

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