It must be the water! Every month we receive twenty or so emails, phone calls, press releases, or letters from (fill in the blank), promoting something or going on about a political party, politician, the weather, save the apple moths, or from some other cause or movement of the day. These folks don’t get. We’re about having a good time, not saving the world—unless it’s through laughter.

So to all of you we’re going give you the first Fool of the Month award! Each month or when we think of it we will award a Fool of the Month certificate to the people, places, or things that just don’t get it. Like the two cashiers talking about the date they had the night before while ten people are waiting to check out, and then get indignant when you remind them of the reason they are there. Or the person who waits till they’re in the middle of checking out and remembers three things they forgot and don’t have the decency to get the hell out of the line and makes everyone else wait for them. Send us your pet peeves and if we print them you’ll receive a Fool of the Month certificate. The rules are simple. No names. No politics. A $650.00 (that can be bought for $20.00) toilet seat purchase is ok. Things like the three people who complained about the first rain we had in six months are ok.

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