This is a sad day for Foolish Times. None of the usual methods of communication have produced a cartoon for this month’s issue from THE UNKNOWN CARTOONIST! I’ve checked and rechecked every nook and cranny, thinking I must have put it somewhere for safekeeping (you know, the kind of place that gives up its treasure only after it’s too late). No luck. We’ve heard some rumblings of foul play. When Tony and Sara at the Crown & Anchor heard of UC’s plight they immediately called and offered a reward (fifty dollar gift certificate) for the whereabouts of UC. This is most gracious of them, seeing as how they’re in the midst of their own situation with Basil the Beefeater, who guards the entrance to the Crown & Anchor.  We will be flying our flag at half mast here at the FT offices and wearing green armbands till we have closure on the fate of THE UNKNOWN CARTOONIST!

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