Did you hear the one about—aw, never mind. I can’t remember a joke. Two minutes after someone tells me a joke, it’s gone. Every time I venture out thinking I’ve got this one nailed, I screw it up. My friend Bill in NY once told me a joke that was so funny I almost peed myself laughing. Several of us were swapping jokes at lunch the other day and I ventured out, started telling this gut-buster from Bill, and sure enough I lost it. Being a resourceful kinda guy, I called Bill and had him repeat it then and there. Everyone thought my calling Bill was funnier than the joke.

Keep ’em laughing, it makes it hard to shoot straight.

Happy New Year!

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