Ha! Ha! That’s it for the humor this month. We will be reducing the amount of laughs by one-third in future issues of FT. We received an email from the Monterey County Chiropractic review board. It seems there’s been a 200% increase in slipped disks since the first of the year, and 86.5% of those were FT readers. So until you learn to control yourselves and can read responsibly, sorry. Want more laughs? Follow these simple guidelines: Read while sitting. Both hands on the paper. Do not—I repeat, DO NOT—attempt to turn the page with one hand (this is the most dangerous of all). Walking (both freestyle and treadmill) are a close second. Running and feeding the baby are a distant third and fourth, respectively. Once we get the epidemic under control, the laughs will be increased. It’s up to you.
Check out the ad for the April 1st comedy reading in this issue. Hope to see you there.
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