“Rex, I have finally figured out what is wrong with us. Between you and me. Us.” Rex did not seem to have the slightest interest in what I was saying. His attention was fixed on a pill bug as we…
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Adventures with Rex ~ A Valentine for Millie (repeat)
Editor’s note: Because of Valentine’s Day, we’re rerunning this popular Rex story from a few years back. “Rex, it’s time to think about a Valentine’s gift for Millie. She’s your main squeeze, so we have to get an appropriate gift…
Adventures With Rex – Pity Party
I found the Foolish Times deadline for the “Adventures with Rex” story fast approaching, and nothing came to mind to write about. In fact, nothing had happened in the last month.” Rex, what are we going to write about? Nothing…
Tagged with: deadline, dog, humor columnist, rex, Tom Burns, writers block
Posted in Adventures With Rex
Posted in Adventures With Rex
Adventures With Rex – Checker Mate
I had been rummaging through the hall closet looking for my high-school senior year book, deciding if I should attend the reunion. The last one I went to, I found out my old flame had married Stinky Jimenez. In a…
Tagged with: adventures, checkers, dog, humor, humor columnist, rex, Tom Burns
Posted in Adventures With Rex
Posted in Adventures With Rex
Adventures With Rex – Dog Day Afternoon
Rex and I had cabin fever. We needed to get out and DO something. The paper had said the Bedouin Ballet was coming to town. I don’t know about you, but I can’t get my brain to wrap around the…
Adventures With Rex – Gift Gab
“Rex, it’s time to think about a Valentine’s gift for Millie. She’s your main squeeze, so we have to get an appropriate gift for her. Last year’s Valentine was a dud, if you recall. We got her a cow bone…
