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Best of the Inbox

July 6, 2011

Penguin’s On Ice Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family [...]

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Tony’s Ticklers

July 6, 2011

Lipstick abuse in School According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips [...]

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FOOL-O-SCOPE

July 6, 2011

By Claire Voyant   ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 19): The rain in Spain (or so they say…) stays mainly on the plain. Since your birthday is just at the end of the rainy season, it would behoove you to stay mainly on the plain. (Or plane, if you’re going to travel soon. You definitely should not [...]

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The Best of the Inbox

July 6, 2011

Fall Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center   CLASS 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer—How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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Foolish Shorts

July 6, 2011

Q&A Two Minnesotans are sitting in a boat. Ole asks Sven, “Why do scuba divers always fall off ‘der boats backwards?” To which Sven replies, “Well, you know, if they fell forwards they’d still be in de boat.” So der you have it.

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Foolish Laughs

July 6, 2011

Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about [...]

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Foolish Thoughts

July 6, 2011

FOOLISH THOUGHT Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?   FOOLISH THOUGHT You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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The Head Fool Speaks

July 6, 2011

In anticipation of the end of the world, I allowed myself to procrastinate more than usual. After all, no world, no issue. In light of our shortened deadline, we threw together what I believe to be the best issue ever. On a sadder note (wink), our editor, Mike T., is stepping down from the ivory [...]

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Tony’s Ticklers

July 6, 2011

Tony’s Ticklers A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $100 [...]

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Inboxes

July 6, 2011

They Walk Among Us! Some guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, “Free to good home. You want it, you take it.” For three days the fridge sat there without even one person [...]

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Foolish Thoughts

July 6, 2011

FOOLISH THOUGHT Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.   FOOLISH THOUGHT Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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Foolish Shorts

July 6, 2011

Did you hear about the two antennas who got married? The wedding was terrible, but the reception was great!

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Fool Laughs

July 6, 2011

A Cat in Heaven A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept [...]

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Tony’s Ticklers

July 6, 2011

Achieve Inner Peace I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house [...]

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Kids Jokes

July 6, 2011

Q: What game do cows play at parties? A: Mooosical Chairs.

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Some Things Are Just Wrong

March 3, 2011

My Mom was the thirteenth child of thirteen children, born on Friday the thirteenth. I kid you not. She has super powers because of this and not just the typical mom kind. She could always tell when my Dad was lying, she could predict things for me, and I am convinced that she has a [...]

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Fool Laughs

January 3, 2011

The Delivery A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of [...]

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