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Penguin’s On Ice Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which…
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Adventures With Rex – The Pet Psychic
Rex and I happened to be driving down the street and I noticed the storefront of a pet psychic. I just had to stop. I pulled over, parked, and took my faithful companion in, tucked under my arm. Frugal by…
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Sugar Mama Got No Feelin’
My hip replacement went well, with no complications, although for some reason I thought liposuction would be included. I mean, the doc is already in there sawing and what-not, so why can’t he grab a surgical ice cream scoop and…
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WHITE NOISE AND LOVING KINDNESS
I am trying to practice the Buddhist ideal of loving kindness. I try to catch bugs instead of kill them, talk to the ants who have made their way into my place, and generally be nice to other humans. I…
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Your Smart Phone Calling…
Ring, Ring. San Francisco apartment. 7:00 a.m. Dave, an unemployed accountant, yawns and picks up his cell phone from the nightstand. “Hello, Dave, this is your Smart Phone calling.” “What?” says Dave. “Who is this?” “No, really, this is…
I’m The World’s Largest Albino Pigmy
I am the world’s biggest … albino Pigmy. You didn’t know did you? The Pigmies don’t either. They don’t like the word Pigmy. Today, they go by the name “Baka.” Three times I have applied for membership to the tribe,…
THE SUMMIT DUSTER
When I was 19 years old, my hair started to recede. I was very self-conscious about it. Most of the hair on top of my head was gone by my fortieth year. By that time I had a comb-over to…
Enlightenment and My Laptop Power Cord
So, like me, you’ve probably read that the Chinese government wants to take over the job of picking the next Dalai Lama from the Tibetan Buddhists. While I have my suspicions about their motives, I’d like to offer a shortlist…
KLEMENTEIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING
Just when it seems as though nothing new or exciting will happen in 2011 that hasn’t already not happened by now, your network news breaks into Monday Night Football, smack dab in the middle of the fourth quarter, to drop…
Lost Journal: Babysitter Could Child-care Less
Journal entry: July 9, 1980 (age 11) Up until this summer, my 12-year-old brother Dan and I have had pretty good luck with our parents’ choice of babysitters. When we were very young, a grandmotherly woman named Daisy Cochrane…
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The Best of the Inbox
Fall Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center CLASS 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer—How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday, for 2 hours beginning at 7:00…
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Foolish Shorts
Q&A Two Minnesotans are sitting in a boat. Ole asks Sven, “Why do scuba divers always fall off ‘der boats backwards?” To which Sven replies, “Well, you know, if they fell forwards they’d still be in de boat.” So der…
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Foolish Laughs
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works…
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Foolish Thoughts
FOOLISH THOUGHT Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? FOOLISH THOUGHT You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to…
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The Head Fool Speaks
In anticipation of the end of the world, I allowed myself to procrastinate more than usual. After all, no world, no issue. In light of our shortened deadline, we threw together what I believe to be the best issue ever.…
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Tony’s Ticklers
Tony’s Ticklers A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands…
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