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Fool-O-Scope

April 1, 2010

APRIL BIRTHDAYS: February sometimes has 29 days and sometimes 28 days. It also is pronounced with or without the first “r.” Since this month is so lax, celebrate your birthday whenever the hell you want! ARIES (3/21-4/19): The American Revolution started with Paul Revere’s historic ride early one April. Start your own revolution this month. [...]

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Fool-O-Scope – July 08

July 2, 2008

July birthdays: You share your birthday month with Canada, the United States, governor of California Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Henry David Thoreau. But when asked to reveal your age, you’re as secretive as Thomas Cruise Mapother IV and his Scientology buddies. ARIES (3/21-4/19): To win the Tour de France is an incredible feat, especially with the [...]

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Fool-O-Scope – May 08

May 1, 2008

May Birthdays On your birthday, savor your cake slowly. But lest you forget this foolish advice, swallowing several small semi-melted candles will turn your birthDAY into a week-long celebration also known as Emergency Medical Services Week. ARIES (3/21-4/19): Don’t waste time this month reading Covey’s “Seven Habits.” Instead, examine the origins of Space Day. Space [...]

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Fool-O-Scope – April 08

April 4, 2008

April birthdays What a month to have a birthday. The Titanic sank, the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake occurred, and the Chernobyl nuclear accident happened. But, hey, it isn’t all bad; it’s also Mathematics Awareness Month and, um, National Welding Month… so, party on, dude! ARIES (3/21-4/19): The American Revolution started with Paul Revere’s ride early [...]

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