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The Story of Adam and Eve’s Pets

January 1, 2010

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” And God said, “I will create a companion for you that will be [...]

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Adventures With Rex – Pity Party

July 4, 2008

I found the Foolish Times deadline for the “Adventures with Rex” story fast approaching, and nothing came to mind to write about. In fact, nothing had happened in the last month.” Rex, what are we going to write about? Nothing is new.” Rex, who had been sleeping on his back on the sofa, cracked an [...]

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Fool Laughs – July 08

July 4, 2008

The New Baby A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at [...]

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Adventures With Rex – Checker Mate

May 1, 2008

I had been rummaging through the hall closet looking for my high-school senior year book, deciding if I should attend the reunion. The last one I went to, I found out my old flame had married Stinky Jimenez. In a way I wanted to go to see if they were still together; if they had [...]

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Adventures With Rex – Dog Day Afternoon

April 4, 2008

Rex and I had cabin fever. We needed to get out and DO something. The paper had said the Bedouin Ballet was coming to town. I don’t know about you, but I can’t get my brain to wrap around the concept of a Bedouin ballet. Tutus or berkas? Tutus AND berkas? Swan Lake or Camel [...]

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Adventures With Rex – Gift Gab

February 2, 2008

“Rex, it’s time to think about a Valentine’s gift for Millie. She’s your main squeeze, so we have to get an appropriate gift for her. Last year’s Valentine was a dud, if you recall. We got her a cow bone to gnaw on, remember? Half a femur, I believe. She felt the ‘cow’ implication was [...]

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