Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you…
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Adventures With Rex – Pity Party
I found the Foolish Times deadline for the “Adventures with Rex” story fast approaching, and nothing came to mind to write about. In fact, nothing had happened in the last month.” Rex, what are we going to write about? Nothing…
Tagged with: deadline, dog, humor columnist, rex, Tom Burns, writers block
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Posted in Adventures With Rex
Fool Laughs – July 08
The New Baby A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The…
Tagged with: baby, doctor, dog, engineer, humor jokes, joke, minister, redneck, sunburn, three horse
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Posted in Fool Laughs
Adventures With Rex – Checker Mate
I had been rummaging through the hall closet looking for my high-school senior year book, deciding if I should attend the reunion. The last one I went to, I found out my old flame had married Stinky Jimenez. In a…
Tagged with: adventures, checkers, dog, humor, humor columnist, rex, Tom Burns
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Posted in Adventures With Rex
Adventures With Rex – Dog Day Afternoon
Rex and I had cabin fever. We needed to get out and DO something. The paper had said the Bedouin Ballet was coming to town. I don’t know about you, but I can’t get my brain to wrap around the…
Adventures With Rex – Gift Gab
“Rex, it’s time to think about a Valentine’s gift for Millie. She’s your main squeeze, so we have to get an appropriate gift for her. Last year’s Valentine was a dud, if you recall. We got her a cow bone…
