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The Story of Adam and Eve’s Pets

January 1, 2010

Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” And God said, “I will create a companion for you that will be [...]

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Poor Fluffy!

June 6, 2008

“Fluffy isn’t moving, Owen.” “Whadaya mean?” “I think he’s dead.” “Nah, he’s just sleeping soundly.” “No, Owen, he’s dead, as in not among the living; not drawing any breath; ceasing to exist-dead.” Owen rattled his paper, folded it and with mocked effort and a heavy grunt, lifted his thick body off the tattered easy chair [...]

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Will Fargos Bogus Advice – Cat Relationship

May 1, 2008

Dear Will, I have a problem with my cat. It seems she is sleeping about 23 hours a day. Do you think she might have chronic fatigue syndrome or a sleep disorder or something? Should I enroll her in a sleep disorder study? Will they pay me for that? Or do you think she is [...]

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Your Girlfriend’s Cat

February 2, 2008

Let’s call her Muffy. The cat, not your girlfriend. Why Muffy? It just seems like a good name for an utterly repugnant creature. The cat, not your girlfriend. She hisses at you. She swipes at you if you try to pet her. She hops up on the coffee table to block your view of that [...]

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