Adventures With Rex

Adventures With Rex – The Pet Psychic

July 6, 2011

Rex and I happened to be driving down the street and I noticed the storefront of a pet psychic. I just had to stop. I pulled over, parked, and took my faithful companion in, tucked under my arm. Frugal by nature, I wanted to know just how much this would cost. As I opened the [...]

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Adventures with Rex – The Meaning of Life

July 6, 2011

  Rex and I were sitting on the back porch, and it was a beautiful spring day. I had been troubled by something for several days; something of a deep philosophical nature. What gnawed away at me was that I wanted to know the meaning of life. In other words, I wondered why I am [...]

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Adventures with Rex

April 5, 2011

Fool’s April The roar of Rex’s truck up the driveway and into the garage signaled that soon my food bowl would be filled. Yippee! Dry dog food! Oh how I love, love, love dry dog food! Yikes! I can’t wait. Indeed, in walks Rexie and rubs my head and asks what kind of day I [...]

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Adventures with Rex – The Pet Sitter

March 3, 2011

My cousin in Modesto had asked me to come for a long weekend and build a small deck in her backyard. Of course I agreed, but I did have one problem to contend with before I could go. The problem has four short legs, black fur, and an attitude. “Rex, I’m going to Cousin Susan’s [...]

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Adventures With Rex – ValenTime

February 2, 2011

ValenTime Rex was asleep on his back in the hammock on the rear porch. He lay peacefully in the afternoon sun, bushed from a rather taxing morning: He had only had three naps before noon. “Rex. Rex, wake up.” He ignored me, a most irritating habit of his. “Come, you slacker! I know you’re trying [...]

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Adventures with Rex

January 3, 2011

The Reluctant Waiter One of my New Year’s resolutions was to be more charitable. I don’t have much, but I have a lot more than most people on this planet. I decided to take Rex for a walk in downtown Monterey, and look for someone to be charitable to. An elderly lady hobbled down the [...]

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Adventures With Rex: Love Technology

December 3, 2010

Rex and I sat on the front porch, sharing a peanut butter sandwich. I’d tear off little tidbits and he’d theatrically masticate and make a big scene with each bite and swallow. It had been the first time he’d eaten in a week. A week ago Rex had caught Mille, his English sheepdog girlfriend who [...]

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Adventures With Rex

November 8, 2010

Tense Tents It had been a while since Rexie and I had been camping down in Big Sur. As I dragged out the tent, stove, ice chest, lantern, and box of firewood from the garage, Rex wandered by. He saw the camping equipment and started to twirl with excitement. “What say we give ol’ Kirk [...]

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Adventures with Rex – And to the Vet we go

October 1, 2010

And to the Vet We Go Rex was lying on his back in the back yard enveloped in total abandon as I scratched his belly. He was in such ecstasy he did not even wag his tail. His tongue was hanging out of his mouth and his eyes were half closed. Occasionally I would hit [...]

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Adventures with Rex

September 5, 2010

Back to School Rex was driving me crazy. Again. He was doing things to deliberately drive me nuts, and he almost had me ready to check into the loony bin. He would lay his head on my chest at night, and breathe doggy breath right into my face. When I tried to admonish him for [...]

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Word Play

August 2, 2010

I saw what appeared to be a small, tapered canine appendage sticking out from behind the couch. “Little Rexie, little Rexie, little Rexie, oh where could he be?” The appendage, that being the tail of a small black dachshund, began to whip back and forth: evidently he was hiding from me and had been discovered. [...]

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Adventures with Rex

July 1, 2010

Rex and I had been fighting for a few days. You know, petty little things that build up and go unresolved. My not washing his food bowl twice a day, not changing his water as soon as His Majesty would require, buying cheap dog food. On his part, chewing up a sofa pillow as a [...]

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Adventures with Rex:What’s It All About, Alpha?

June 1, 2010

“Rex, I have finally figured out what is wrong with us. Between you and me. Us.” Rex did not seem to have the slightest interest in what I was saying. His attention was fixed on a pill bug as we sat on the back porch. Of course I must allow that he, being a dog, [...]

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Adventures With Rex: The Running of the Dachshunds

May 1, 2010

I was sipping coffee with my friends, “taking the waters” as we do every morning at East Village Coffee Lounge. I had been relating the story of an old girlfriend, who had either a large pink mole or a third nipple on her chest. I never felt comfortable bringing up the subject with her, and [...]

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Adventures With Rex: The Census Taker

April 1, 2010

It was a quiet Saturday morning for Rexie and me. A knock at the door interrupted my new video of “Eskimo Girls Gone Wild,” so I got up and answered the door. A man with a briefcase and a badge around his neck peered in through the screen door. “Yes?” I said. “What are you [...]

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Adventures With Rex: Father Rex

March 1, 2010

I had noticed a growing angst within, and felt the need of a therapist. But alas, and to no great surprise, my insurance did not cover psychotherapy. As I waded through the coverage limitations, I came to the conclusion that my health insurance covered only boils, ringworm, hangnails, and psoriasis—and only if they weren’t pre-existing [...]

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Adventures with Rex ~ A Valentine for Millie (repeat)

February 1, 2010

Editor’s note: Because of Valentine’s Day, we’re rerunning this popular Rex story from a few years back. “Rex, it’s time to think about a Valentine’s gift for Millie. She’s your main squeeze, so we have to get an appropriate gift for her. Last year’s Valentine was a dud, if you recall. We got her a [...]

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