I have been an extra sensory person for several years now, and I believe firmly that a regularly applied program of pressure point or suggestive or downright mental or physical psychosexual stimulation can add years to your youth, darken your gray hair, and erase wrinkle lines.What, then, is “Auto Esoteric Erotic Stimulation?”

The happiness of the inner being is a glow that must be applied.

Life is like a field of poppies in which the gold in the petals radiates outwards a feeling of warmth and oneness in one’s soul. It can only be appreciated if sensually absorbed.

I combine these tenets with a philosophy that says since life is a constant series of jerks, earthquakes, car fender-benders, your boss firing you, a drink thrown in your face at a bar for getting fresh-since life is a motion or blur of whirling uncertainty set amid a fairly predictable range of catastrophes-you must find solace where you can and however you may.

In other words-get your jollies.

Very similar to yoga and meditation, this sensory set of exercises involves seeking quiet and a contemplative state of inner being and happiness. I’m not going to cover the entire range of my knowledge in this limited space, and you with your busy workday schedule.

But a few already proven tips will suffice.

Enter your bathroom with your significant other (lover, or even maybe your spouse).

Do not turn on the light in the bathroom. Shut the door, darkening the space.

Fill the tub with warm water. Place lighted candles around the edge of the tub. Climb into the water and sit facing your lover.

Gaze into her/his eyes.

Say nothing. Feel that person’s energy, wisdom, and sexuality filling you with passion and desire. Part of life is trying to know the unknowable. You can’t know what your partner is exactly thinking at this moment.

But you can hope.

In this monastic, reverent atmosphere, remain silent. Take a cardboard cylinder, the kind paper towels are wrapped around, but with the paper removed. Lightly tap your partner on the forehead with the cardboard cylinder. Hear the gentle “bonk, bonk, bonk!”

The “bonkee” will feel a rush of heady, warm stimulation.
The effect produced is similar to that when you tap a tree’s trunk with a stick, causing sap to flow. The vibration actually creates an electrical impulse, like that which pulls a divining rod downward toward underground water.

Stimulation results.

You can do it to yourself alone too, if you’re lonely.
Next, change position, and sit behind your partner, intertwining your legs with hers/his.

The person in back now reaches forward and gently pulls the skin on the forehead of their partner upward so that their worry lines are erased, and their eyes stretch wide. Forehead pulling expands consciousness. It really does. It feels almost as if your brain had been clogged by heavy cobwebs, and somebody came with a bristle brush and scrubbed it clean and clear.

I know by now that some of you think I’m crazy.

But try these simple steps, rather than for example dulling your pain with alcohol.

Now, gently stroke your partner.

I have watched the great apes in zoos do this as they pick bugs off one another.

Massage the hair.

This heightens sensuality, from the top down.

Now you’re on your own.

What happens next is up to you and nature.

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