The Quotation Quiz of Questionable Quality
1. “I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself.”
A. George Washington
B. Billy Graham
C. Johnny Carson
2. “In America, anyone can become president. That’s one of the risks you take.”
A. Adlai Stevenson
B. Louisa May Alcott
C. Copernicus
3. “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need; if I die by four o’clock”
A. Bill Gates
B. Christopher Columbus
C. Henny Youngman
4. “You know, you haven’t stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Groucho Marx
C. William Shakespeare
5. Don’t do drugs, don’t have unprotected sex, don’t be violent. Leave that to me.”
A. Eminem
B. Jimmy Carter
C. Mr. Rogers
6. “A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.”
A. Carrie Snow
B. Pope Paul VI
C. Socrates
7. “How many legs does a dog have if you count his tail as a leg? Four. You can call a tail a leg if you want to, but that doesn’t make it a leg.”
A. Stephen Hawking
B. Pluto
C. Abraham Lincoln
Answers (all true): 1.C 2.A 3.C 4.B 5.A 6.A 7.C
Scoring:(number correct ) 7- Hoarder, 5-6- 4-H Club member, 3-4- Lackadaisical, 1-2 Philatelist, 0- Sex Addict
