Testing Out of Death at 100

November 7, 2011

What is this world coming to?? A police SWAT team raided a mobile home last night on a tip that the residence was being used as a math lab. Authorities seized a cache of supplies for preparing the dangerously addictive math.

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The Tail Did Not Move

November 7, 2011

It was a Saturday afternoon. I lay on my back on the living room couch, staring at the ceiling. Rex lay on the floor by the couch on his back, staring at the ceiling.

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There’s a High Price to Pay for Beauty

November 7, 2011

I was standing in the bathroom recently, having just gotten out of the shower, when something suddenly dawned on me. Standing there in my birthday suit, I realized I was surrounded by beauty products. To the left and to the right,

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A WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN’ GOIN’ ON!

November 7, 2011

As I entered the crosswalk this afternoon in downtown Santa Fe (I had the light and the little walking man icon on my side), a car approaching from my left was aimed and headed through it too and

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The Unemployment Blues

November 7, 2011

by Michael Larson – I just got laid off from a job that I really liked, An HR Assistant for a local berry company,

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Fool-O-Scope?

November 7, 2011

ARIES (Mar. 22-Apr. 19): Get a grip! Those cloved hooves are not serving you well at all, and it’s unbecoming to eat aluminum cans.

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QUIRKY QUOTATIONS

November 7, 2011

1. “I was so naïve as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”

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Best of the Inbox

November 7, 2011

Sawin’ Logs – A man, bug-eyed, disheveled-looking, displaying a long overdo stubble of whiskers and appearing fatigued visits a psychoanalyst. Man: Doc, I haven’t slept in days. Can you help me? Doc: What’s the cause of your insomnia? Man: I keep thinking there’s someone hiding under my bed fixin’ to git’ me while I sleep. [...]

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Tony’s Ticklers

November 7, 2011

At the Barre – A nasty, sweaty, Amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar.

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Blondes Are The Best

November 7, 2011

Hair Apparent – A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks [...]

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Foolish Laugh

November 7, 2011

Nunsense – Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other,

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Foolish Short

November 7, 2011

What’s Up Doc!? After I had finished my work the other day and on my way to the car, I was spotted by two young medical students who were walking along the street. 

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Junior Jokes

November 7, 2011

A noise woke me up this morning. What was that? The crack of dawn!

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The Head Fool Speaks

October 4, 2011

There’s a list I keep in my head of things that make me smile. There’s not a cute baby on it, or a puppy, not even a kitten with its head in a shoe. One of the things that makes my funny bone twitch is the fraternity of decision makers in the world. I don’t [...]

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Editor’s Note

October 4, 2011

Halloween is a crazy holiday! We celebrate superstitions, open our doors and hand out bags of candy to trick-or-treaters we don’t even know solely because they’re dressed up in some crazy/cute costume. I’ve often wondered what the trick would be if I did without the candy. Hmmm, too superstitious to find out;

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But, Not to Worry

October 4, 2011

By Mary Tompsett — Several Pulitzer-worthy ideas duked it out for center stage in this article, squabbling for my attention like tired, hungry kids. Actually, brawling ideas are worse than kids

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TSA Reject

October 4, 2011

By Rosie Sorenson — You know you’re over the hill when you can’t even get a pat down from the TSA. Last weekend, Steve and I stood in the security line at the Oakland airport on our way to Los Angeles to visit his son. I hadn’t been there in over a year and I [...]

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