Sometimes, in the course of putting together an issue, you find a theme presenting itself. Cell phones ended up playing a role in three of our stories. So—hold on, I’m getting a text message. Okay. Sorry. In this issue we have a variety of stories that include—just a second, that’s my cell. Sorry. Okay. Wait, another call. Oh, a text message. Okay, now I can turn my attention back to you, the reader. Oh, wait, no I can’t, because I have another call, and anything having to do with my cell phone is far more important than anything having to do with actual people. What was I saying? Something about this issue? I can’t recall. Wait, I CAN recall—with my cell phone! That is, if I call someone once, I can recall them a second time just by pushing a certain button. In fact—just a second, I have to take this—