This month’s note will be short and sweet, as opposed to last month’s long-and-sour effort. Highlights of our July issue include Giosue Santarelli’s cover story about obscenely high gas prices; L. Dustin Twede’s hilarious recounting of his experiences with an “overachieving” stomach; and Jennifer E. Hewitt’s short story “Heart of Home Depot,” a marvelous parody of Joseph Conrad’s “Heart of Darkness.” (The humor! The humor!) We also feature a wonderful poem by Kerry Wood, “Hommage au Fromage,” which manages to be “cheesy” without being cheesy. And finally, we include a picture of cat wearing a dress, as the results of our demographic survey pointed to one glaring hole in our humor coverage: not enough dress-wearing cats. You’re welcome.