Greetings, faithful readers. Tired of the fog yet? Tired of day after day of dreariness? Tired of the depression that stalks you like Churchill’s black dog? Consider getting a divorce. (A joke! We joke around here!) Anyway, this month’s issue is the cure for sure. Jason Love discusses his issues with Time (the concept, not the magazine); John Sammon talks patriotism and pyromania; Rex and Tom fight and make up (or do they?); and Megan Havens meditates on second-hand t-shirts. We also have an interview with Tom Burns, who claims to have discovered the lost city of Atlantis between Castroville and Moss Landing. And as if all that weren’t enough, we have a hard-hitting (or hardly hitting?) expose of anorexia in Hollywood cats. All this at no cost to you! We must be crazy! We must be nuts! Or merely Foolish.