Ye Olde Limerick Corner

Limericks – August 08

August 9, 2008

Fat Mary ( to Larry), “Why do we tarry? “Our love is so firm, we must marry!” Said Larry (to Mary) “That’s really scary for you, ‘cross the threshold, to carry!” -Sir Henry de TunahunaAnd three by David Rasch:

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Limericks – July 08

July 2, 2008

A young man thought himself quite amusing But his opinion was of his own choosing. He was really a prude Who never talked lewd, And eventually took to the boozing. -Birdman

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Limericks – June 08

June 7, 2008

There once was a pitcher named Zito The giants thought he was neato They paid out big bucks For an arm that just sucks And now their season’s finito

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Limericks – May 08

May 1, 2008

Brought to you by people with really strange names (evidently their parents didn’t love them very much). There once was a lonely gyrene Who whiffed some fatal phosgene. He’d run out of luck He’d forgotten to duck, It is what happens when people get mean. —Birdman There is a fine man name of Gene Who [...]

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Limerics – April 08

April 4, 2008

Brought to you by people with really strange names (evidently their parents didn’t love them very much). There was a musician named Marotta If you never heard him play you oughta Plays music with ease On the box that you squeeze And he learned it all from his faddah — Gene, Gene, the Limerick Machine

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Limericks – March 08

March 1, 2008

‘Tis now one of those election years, The ones that drive us to tears. The founders would say Must they do it this way With the shouting, the lies, and the smears? — Gene, Gene, the Limerick Machine

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Limericks – January 08

January 1, 2008

Let us pity the plight of fool Thomas who forgot to put on pajamas. He sleepwalked at night, Gave the neighbors a fright, And now is in jail in Clackamas.

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Limericks – December 07

December 1, 2007

I went to the dentist at one. It certainly wasn’t much fun. He reached in my mouth and went too far south and now my appendix is gone. —MG No zebras did board Noah’s ark; Only horses, two white, and two dark. But for forty black nights There were no bedroom lights Which caused zebras [...]

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Limerick Corner – November 07

November 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who re only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. “I’ve something to tell you, Mike.” It’s something you probably won’t like. I’ve stayed up at night Trying my best to write But my brain seems to be on strike. — GP

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Limericks – October 07

October 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who are only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. Land Of The Pheromones Planes flying till dawn’s early light Spraying pheromones all through the night

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Limericks – September 07

September 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who are only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. A pet store employee named Blair Was missing a small patch of hair. A tarantula crawled To the spot that was bald And nobody noticed it there! —Tillmanator Get off your butts and send in your limericks!

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Limericks – August 07

August 1, 2007

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd. She was frightened, it must be allowed. Soon a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter: She sat up in bed and meowed. —Somebody, I Forget His Name

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Limerick Corner – July 07

July 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who are only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. As a beauty, I’m not a great star. There are others more handsome by far. But my face, I don’t mind it, Because I’m behind it. ‘Tis the folks in the front that I jar. —Anthony Euwer

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Limmericks – June 07

June 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who are only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. My girlfriend had put on my sweater, The one with my big high school letter, And it then seemed to me, And I’m sure you’ll agree, On her it looked quite a bit better. – Unknown, a huge FoolishTimes [...]

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