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Land Of The Pheromones
Planes flying till dawn’s early light
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A pet store employee named Blair
Was missing a small patch of hair.
A tarantula crawled
To the spot that was bald
And nobody noticed it there!
—Tillmanator

Get off your butts and send in your limericks!

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.
She was frightened, it must be allowed.
Soon a happy thought hit her
To scare off the critter:
She sat up in bed and meowed.
—Somebody, I Forget His Name Read the rest of this article »

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As a beauty, I’m not a great star.
There are others more handsome by far.
But my face, I don’t mind it,
Because I’m behind it.
‘Tis the folks in the front that I jar.
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My girlfriend had put on my sweater,
The one with my big high school letter,
And it then seemed to me,
And I’m sure you’ll agree,
On her it looked quite a bit better.
- Unknown, a huge FoolishTimes fan Read the rest of this article »