Sammon Says
June 1st, 2009 by John Sammon
A guy comes in to buy an airline ticket from a travel agency. The travel agent starts filling out the ticket form.
Agent: “Okay, what’s your name?”
Customer: “G. Youshudknow.”
Agent: “Why?”
Customer: “Why what?”
Agent: “Why should I know?”
Customer: (stares).
Agent: “Your name?”
Customer: “I told you, but you didn’t get it right.”
Agent: “What?”
Customer: “My name. It’s not Y. Shudiknow. It’s G. Youshudknow.”
Agent: “How can I?”
Customer: “What?”
Agent: “Know your name?”
Customer: “I just told you.”
Agent: “You did? How come I don’t know what it is?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Agent: “What is it?”
Customer: “What?”
Agent: “Your name?”
Customer: “It’s…G. Youshudknow.”
Agent: “Why should I?”
Customer: “What?”
Agent: “Know your name?”
Customer: “Because I told you.”
Agent: “No, you didn’t. You said, I should know.”
Customer: “It’s not I. Shudknow. It’s G. Youshudknow.”
Agent (waving him away angrily): “Get out of here. Get out! You’re nuts.”
Later, another customer walks in.
Agent: “Okay, I’ll fill out this ticket for you. What’s your name?
Customer: “Hy Watfore.”
Agent (nodding): “Hi. Because I need to process your ticket. What’s your name?”
Customer: “Hy Watfore.”
Agent: “Are you gonna tell me your name?”
Customer: “I did.”
Agent: “You did?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Agent: “How could you have? I don’t know what it is.”
Customer: “What?”
Agent (shouting): “Your name.”
Customer: “Watfore.”
Agent: “Because I can’t do this without it.”
Customer: “What?”
Agent: “Process your ticket! What is it?”
Customer: “Hy.”
Agent: “I already said hi. What’s your last name?”
Customer: “Whatfore.”
Agent (screaming): “Get out of here. Get out! And don’t come back.”
Another customer walks in.
Agent: “I better not have any trouble with you.”
Customer (looks around uneasily): “Trouble?”
Agent: “What is your name?”
Customer: “Joe.”
Agent (breathes a sigh of relief): “Thank God! Okay. What’s your last name?”
Customer: “Canttell.”
Agent: “What?”
Customer: “Canttell.”
Agent: “Can’t tell what?”
Customer: “Just Canttell.”
Agent: “What is your name?”
Customer: “Joe Canttell.”
Agent (rubbing his forehead): “Joe, why do you refer to yourself in the third person, Joe can’t do this, Joe can’t do that, and then tell me you can’t tell me your last name?”
Customer: “I did.”
Agent: “What?”
Customer: “Told you. It’s Joe.”
Agent: “I know. What’s your last name?”
Customer: “Canttell.”
Agent: “Why not?”
Customer: “Why not what?”
Agent (crying): “Why can’t you tell me your last name?”
Customer: “I did.”
Agent: “No, you didn’t. You said you can’t tell.”
Customer: “It’s not U. Canttell. It’s J. Canttell.”
Agent: “Who’s Jay?”
Customer: “I am.”
Agent: “You said your name was Joe.”
Customer: “It is.”
Agent: “What’s your last name?”
Customer: “Canttell.”
Agent: “Why not?”
Customer: “Why not what?”
The agent chases the customer out into the street and hits him several times. The agent is arrested and taken to jail. A policeman is in the office taking evidence from a woman co-worker of the agent.
Policeman: “Okay, ma’am, that will be enough for now. Let me get your name for the record.”
Woman: “Ida No.”
Policeman: “What?”
Woman: “Ida No.”
Policeman: “You refuse to tell me your name?”
Woman: “I did. Ida No.”
Policeman: “That’s a felony ma’am. Refusing to tell me your name.”
Woman: “What?”
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