The Bottle and the Bomb
Once upon a… plane there were three people flying to New York. They had been flying for so long and were beginning their descent.
“Excuse me, I have a bottle, what should I do with it?” asked one of them to the flight attendant.
“Oh, just throw it out the window,” said the flight attendant.
“Okay,” said the person, throwing the bottle out the window. Continue reading
Cannibal Fruit
One day there were three friends in a forest. They were walking around when they were captured by a tribe of cannibals. The cannibals hit them on the top of the head with a rock. It made the three friends unconscious. Continue reading
Some good jokes with a couple of so-so jokes thrown in to fill space.
The Hangover
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Continue reading
A couple of good jokes, with some so-so jokes thrown in to fill space.
Barber Shop
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About two hours.”
The guy left. Continue reading
The Mechanic and His Dog
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic’s lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. Continue reading
This Month’s Blonde Joke
A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. Continue reading
The very latest jokes (note that, in some instances, “latest” means “deadest”)
This Month’s Senior Joke
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. She didn’t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. Continue reading
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. Continue reading
Freshly coined jokes, with a few encore presentations sprinkled in.
Under the Table
A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. Continue reading
The Gas Station Promotion
A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex With Fill-Up.” Continue reading