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Foolish Laughs

February 1, 2010

Turning chucklers to guffawers month by month. The Pirate A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. “How’d you end up with a peg-leg?” asks the sailor. “I was swept overboard in a storm,” says the pirate. “A shark bit off me whole leg.” [...]

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Foolish Laughs

January 1, 2010

The Blonde A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the [...]

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Fool Laughs – A man walks into a bar…and boy, did it hurt.

November 8, 2009

The Three Little Pigs Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order. “I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy. “I want beer, lots and lots of beer,” said the third little piggy. The [...]

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Foolish Laughs – Well, We Think They’re Funny

October 25, 2009

Cemetery Encounter One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they heard a terrifying noise, TAP-TAP-TAP, coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they looked toward the sound and spotted an old man [...]

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Fool Laughs

September 7, 2009

A Healthy Life Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he said. “I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.” The celebrants were impressed and asked how [...]

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Foolish Jr. Laughs

August 4, 2009
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Fool Laughs

August 4, 2009

Hillbilly Birth Deep in the backwoods, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I’m doing!” [...]

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Fool Laughs

July 1, 2009

Missing Husband A lady calls the police to report her husband missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, with wavy blonde hair and a smile that charms everyone. The police then go to the next-door neighbor to verify this report. The lady next door [...]

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Fool Laughs

June 1, 2009

This Month’s Blonde Joke A blonde girl walks into the salon wearing a pair of headphones and asks for a haircut. The hair stylist looks and says, “You’ll need to take off the headphones first.” “If I take them off, I’ll die,” the girl replies. For a while the stylist struggles around the headphones but [...]

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Fool Laughs – Feb 09

February 3, 2009

The Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar, and ordered a beer. “Certainly, sir, that’ll be one cent.” “One cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice, juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the [...]

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Fool Laughs – January 09

January 7, 2009

The Ring An older gentleman walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, “No, I’d like to [...]

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Fool Laughs – November 08

November 1, 2008

Ghost Story An out-of-state traveler was hitchhiking on a dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could barely see his hand in front of his face. Suddenly he saw a car approaching, moving slowly and appearing ghostlike in the rain. [...]

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Fool Laughs – October 2008

October 9, 2008

The Question As a pre-med student, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” “To save lives,” the professor responded quickly, and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the [...]

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Fools Laughs – Sept 08

September 1, 2008

Two-By-Fours Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk asked, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.” The clerk [...]

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Fool Laughs – August 08

August 9, 2008

The Drink A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig, and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, “What’cha gonna do about [...]

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Fool Laughs – July 08

July 4, 2008

The New Baby A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at [...]

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Fool Laughs – June 08

June 7, 2008

Little Old Lady A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. When he stopped, she stopped.Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and said to him, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease, it’s just that you look so [...]

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