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January 4, 2012

Potatoes Well, a girl potato and boy potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’

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December 6, 2011

A Loving Grandad – A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3-year old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits

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November 7, 2011

Nunsense – Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other,

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September 1, 2011

C-ass-taway The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

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August 1, 2011

From The Bench The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the [...]

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July 6, 2011

Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about [...]

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July 6, 2011

A Cat in Heaven A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, “You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a minute and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept [...]

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January 3, 2011

The Delivery A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of [...]

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October 1, 2010

Divorce An elderly woman goes into a lawyer’s office. “I need your help in arranging a divorce.” “A divorce? Tell me, how old are you?” “I’m eighty-four.” “Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?” “My husband is eighty-seven.” “My, my, and how long have you been married?”

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Foolish Jr Laughs July

July 1, 2010

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a wolf? A: Frostbite. Q: What grows down when it grows up? A: A goose. Q: What do sea monsters eat? A: Fish and ships. Q; What washes up on small beaches? A: Microwaves. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage [...]

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Fool Laughs July

July 1, 2010

Jokes we found in the seat cushions. The Criminal One night, a lady stumbled into the police station with a black eye. She claimed she heard a noise in her back yard and went to investigate. The next thing she knew, she was hit in the eye and knocked out cold. An officer was sent [...]

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Foolish Jr Jokes June 2010

June 1, 2010

Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. Q: What is more amazing than a talking dog? A: A spelling bee. Q: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow? A: Every lunch it went back [...]

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Fool Laughs June 2010

June 1, 2010

The best jokes money can buy. (We PAID for these?!? —Ed.) Twins A census taker in a rural area of Kentucky went up to a camphouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, “Le’s see now, there’s the twins, Sally [...]

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May 1, 2010

Free jokes (all we can afford).   This Month’s Senior Joke Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers, he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big arena in the Clubhouse. The two were at the same [...]

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April 1, 2010

The funniest jokes we could find on short notice. The Country Boy and His Father A country boy and his father were visiting the city for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the hotel lobby that slid apart and back together again. The [...]

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March 1, 2010

Steal these jokes. The Loan One day while at her job as a bank loan officer, Patty Black had a frog hop onto her desk and say, “I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan.” Patty looked incredulously at the frog and said, “I’m sorry, we don’t loan money to frogs.” The frog [...]

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Foolish Jr. Laughs

February 1, 2010

“Jokes for the Grandkids” Why did the boy study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy! What runs but never walks? Water! How do you make a milk shake? Give it a good scare! Why did the clock get sick? It was run down!

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