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		<title>What We Do For Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Tom Burns &#8211; “Rex, that girl I met last week is coming over in a few minutes with a DVD she wants me to see. Be on your best behavior. Her name is Darlene, but she uses her ‘astro-name’ Luthinia X. Her friends call her Lu for short. She a hottie, so don’t blow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bushed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 21:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[by Tom Burns &#8211; My plans for that sunny fall Saturday were to plant some new azalea bushes along the back fence and then get up on the roof and patch the fireplace flashing at the roofline with some black goopy stuff. But first, the azaleas. I remember my last attempt at planting azaleas in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Tail Did Not Move</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was a Saturday afternoon. I lay on my back on the living room couch, staring at the ceiling. Rex lay on the floor by the couch on his back, staring at the ceiling. “Rex. It’s a Saturday afternoon. What do you wanna’ do?” I craned my neck to afford a partial view of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knock Knock, Trick or Treat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Tom Burns &#8212; This year we were going to do Halloween up right. I thought it would be fun to dress us up and go out Trick or Treating. I decided I would wear a Frankenstein mask but go way out on Rexie: he would be The Mummy. Halloween night I took several rolls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Home Sweet Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 04:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Tom Burns &#8211; A friend, Amber, had come over to visit. As we sat on my back porch playing strip Monopoly, she brought something to my attention: Rex didn’t have a doghouse. “Poor Rexie,” she said. “His girlfriend Millie lives next door and has a very nice doghouse. Do you know how hard that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Canine Canine</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By Tom Burns &#8211; A friend had been over, playing with Rexie. She mentioned I should take him to a dog dentist to get the tartar off his teeth. I could see dollar bills flying out the window, but I made an appointment. I packed Rex into my truck and off we went. When we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures With Rex &#8211; The Pet Psychic</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 05:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rex and I happened to be driving down the street and I noticed the storefront of a pet psychic. I just had to stop. I pulled over, parked, and took my faithful companion in, tucked under my arm. Frugal by nature, I wanted to know just how much this would cost. As I opened the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex &#8211; The Meaning of Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 05:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Rex and I were sitting on the back porch, and it was a beautiful spring day. I had been troubled by something for several days; something of a deep philosophical nature. What gnawed away at me was that I wanted to know the meaning of life. In other words, I wondered why I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 05:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fool’s April The roar of Rex’s truck up the driveway and into the garage signaled that soon my food bowl would be filled. Yippee! Dry dog food! Oh how I love, love, love dry dog food! Yikes! I can’t wait. Indeed, in walks Rexie and rubs my head and asks what kind of day I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex &#8211; The Pet Sitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 05:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My cousin in Modesto had asked me to come for a long weekend and build a small deck in her backyard. Of course I agreed, but I did have one problem to contend with before I could go. The problem has four short legs, black fur, and an attitude. “Rex, I’m going to Cousin Susan’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures With Rex &#8211; ValenTime</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 05:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ValenTime Rex was asleep on his back in the hammock on the rear porch. He lay peacefully in the afternoon sun, bushed from a rather taxing morning: He had only had three naps before noon. “Rex. Rex, wake up.” He ignored me, a most irritating habit of his. “Come, you slacker! I know you’re trying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 20:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Reluctant Waiter One of my New Year’s resolutions was to be more charitable. I don’t have much, but I have a lot more than most people on this planet. I decided to take Rex for a walk in downtown Monterey, and look for someone to be charitable to. An elderly lady hobbled down the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures With Rex: Love Technology</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 00:53:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rex and I sat on the front porch, sharing a peanut butter sandwich. I’d tear off little tidbits and he’d theatrically masticate and make a big scene with each bite and swallow. It had been the first time he’d eaten in a week. A week ago Rex had caught Mille, his English sheepdog girlfriend who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures With Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tense Tents It had been a while since Rexie and I had been camping down in Big Sur. As I dragged out the tent, stove, ice chest, lantern, and box of firewood from the garage, Rex wandered by. He saw the camping equipment and started to twirl with excitement. “What say we give ol’ Kirk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex &#8211; And to the Vet we go</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And to the Vet We Go Rex was lying on his back in the back yard enveloped in total abandon as I scratched his belly. He was in such ecstasy he did not even wag his tail. His tongue was hanging out of his mouth and his eyes were half closed. Occasionally I would hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to School Rex was driving me crazy. Again. He was doing things to deliberately drive me nuts, and he almost had me ready to check into the loony bin. He would lay his head on my chest at night, and breathe doggy breath right into my face. When I tried to admonish him for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Word Play</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 07:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw what appeared to be a small, tapered canine appendage sticking out from behind the couch. “Little Rexie, little Rexie, little Rexie, oh where could he be?” The appendage, that being the tail of a small black dachshund, began to whip back and forth: evidently he was hiding from me and had been discovered. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rex and I had been fighting for a few days. You know, petty little things that build up and go unresolved. My not washing his food bowl twice a day, not changing his water as soon as His Majesty would require, buying cheap dog food. On his part, chewing up a sofa pillow as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures with Rex:What’s It All About, Alpha?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 19:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Rex, I have finally figured out what is wrong with us. Between you and me. Us.” Rex did not seem to have the slightest interest in what I was saying. His attention was fixed on a pill bug as we sat on the back porch. Of course I must allow that he, being a dog, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adventures With Rex: The Running of the Dachshunds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 01:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Burns</dc:creator>
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