A Washington Post columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. Here are some examples:

1. I childproofed my house, but they still get in.
2. On front of shirt: “60 is not old.” On back of shirt: “If you’re a tree.”
3. I’m still hot. It just comes in flashes.
4. At my age, “getting lucky” means finding my car in the parking lot.
5. My reality check just bounced.
6. Life is short, make fun of it.
7. Annapolis?a drinking town with a sailing problem.
8. I’m not 50. I’m $49.95 plus tax.
9. Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.
10. I’m not a snob. I’m just better than you are.
11. I need somebody bad. Are you bad?
12. Physically pffffffft!
13. It’s my cat’s world. I’m just here to open cans.
14. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
15. Keep staring… I may do a trick.
16. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic.
17. Dangerously under-medicated.
18. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.
19. Every time I hear the word “exercise,”I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
20. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture.
21. Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral.
22. In God we trust. All others we polygraph.