I was cleaning out my inaccurately named walk in closet the other day and the first box I pulled out was full of notebooks and pad’s. You know what I mean, the fits in your pocket or not, opens left…

For those of you fortunate or unfortunate enough to have been reading FT back in the days of The Fool (original name) those zany sea gulls Cane & Able are back. (Make sure you wear a hat)! If anyone knows…

For those of you that are wise enough to get FT early by waiting for the ink to dry at the printers, there’s still time to get the last few tickets for the comedy night on the 1st. Come join…

30 minutes to upload and I’m still procrastinating getting this done. OH Well. If the whole world knows we’re getting larger how come toilet tissue is getting smaller? Maybe no one at Charmin and Scott watch the news or reads…

No time, no time, I got got got got got no time. It’s one of those days. Songs from the old days keep playing over like a 45 rpm Victrola on repeat. Time, time, time is on my side, yes…

If the world ended December 21, 2012, I got cheated. Really you would think starting over in a new world things would be different, maybe even better. My bank account is still running on fumes, laundry needs doing, as well…

I hate Ebay! I sold some prints, the customer received them, paid through PAYPAL and I still have to wait three days for my money to be released. It’s painful to look at my PAYPAL account and see my money…

Wow! What an October! I tripped over the Hot Dog Cart which knock-wursted me out of action for awhile. Maybe it was the Halloweenie factor … I don’t know, but I’ve been in slow motion and am just getting back…

This month, I’m in costume … how appropriate! Look for the Hot Dog Cart at Bonifacio Plaza in Downtown Monterey at the Tuesday Farmer’s Market and you’ll find me. I know, a ghoulish site, but the hot dogs are worth…

I shot myself in the foot…. again. You’d think after being on spaceship earth all these years I would learn certain truths. I’m a real slow learner. Why only last year I gave in to the fact I can’t run…

For those of you interested in the progress of the Hot Dog cart read on. The rest of you skip this because it’s not funny. My scouts have reported seeing the cart at the Arizona-California border. We should have possession…

It’s official, we just purchased a Hot Dog cart! In about a month you’ll be able to get a hot dog steamed in beer or a veggie dog, potato knish, polish, LA Hot and Italian sausages. The greatest chili and…

I was all set to write about my 2 day, 8 hours on the phone back and forth conversations with Go Daddy and Verizon. It was all about getting my exchange server to sync my emails and calendar etc. Don’t…

I was ready to write a hilarious bit on how I got by Friday the 13th without a hitch and got a double whammy on Monday the 16th. The only problem is I forgot what did or didn’t happen on…

Well here we are at the unofficial anniversary of Foolish Times! Congratulations! to the winners of the writing contest and to the many people who submitted their work and didn’t win, start working next year’s entry. Thank you ALL for…

It ain’t easy being me! On Tuesday I had a day from hell. It all started when I went to Marina traffic court to fight a ticket. I remembered not being able to take my one-half inch pocket knife past…

Those that have read FT for awhile know that I like to make my New Year’s Resolutions around Thanksgiving. This way, when I break them (usually takes about 2 weeks) I can sit back and enjoy watching others white nuckling…