Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.
Did you hear the story about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
How can you double your money?
Look at it in a mirror.
How can you make seven even?
Take away the letter S.
How do you file a nail?
Under the letter N.
How do you make a lemon drop?
Hold it and then let go.
How does a baby ghost cry?
“Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
