November 2009

What A Croc!

November 8, 2009

What is the deal with humanity’s obsession with footwear? The mania with Crocs, the plastic footwear that hit the market several years ago, is remarkable. They seem to be modeled after the famed Dutch-boy wooden shoes often offered to tourists as trinket souvenirs when in the Netherlands. It’s not enough to be taking home a [...]

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Help Wanted

November 8, 2009

Seriously dysfunctional family seeks professional worrier. Must be experienced in the art of hand-wringing and floor-pacing, and must be able to chew fingernails down into the quick. Gray hair and a permanent crease between the eyebrows is a plus. Relaxed persons with a laid-back attitude need not apply. A formal degree is not required. However, [...]

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