October 2009

Best of the Inbox

October 25, 2009

This Is Happening Right Here In Our Own Country! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper, groceries are heavier, and everything is farther away? Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become! And people are less considerate now, especially the young ones. They speak [...]

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Foolish Laughs – Well, We Think They’re Funny

October 25, 2009

Cemetery Encounter One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to about the middle of the graveyard they heard a terrifying noise, TAP-TAP-TAP, coming from the shadows. Trembling with fear, they looked toward the sound and spotted an old man [...]

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Sammon Says – I’m Not a Narcissist

October 25, 2009

(Sung to the tune of Monty Python’s “I’m a lumberjack, but it’s okay.”) “I’m a narcissist, but it’s okay.” I got called a narcissist. Am I a narcissist? I’m not a narcissist. What is a narcissist? A person who has grandiose feelings about their own self-importance. Oh, yeah! That’s me! C’mon! You think I’m going [...]

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The Expiration Date: Moonstruck

October 25, 2009

I love the moon. When I was a little girl, I remember throwing a fit because it wouldn’t come in the house and play with me after I had watched it longingly from the back seat of my Dad’s car all the way home one night. “Come in, moon!” I pleaded. “Honey, it can’t,” Dad [...]

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