August 2009

Best of the Inbox

August 4, 2009

YOU’RE AN EXTREME REDNECK WHEN… 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You [...]

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Fool-O-Scope: August

August 4, 2009

August birthdays: Crows everywhere are equally black. Pigeons everywhere are equally loud. Horoscopes everywhere are equally vague, except on the subject of crows and pigeons, cutting-edge topics indeed. ARIES (3/21-4/19): Dismantle the bridge shortly after crossing it. That way you can take the bridge with you for the next crossing, and enjoy the thought of [...]

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Drunk Poem

August 4, 2009

Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell are you I think. I’m not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol. I’m just a little slort of sheep, I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. I don’t know who is me yet, But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. So just give me [...]

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Foolish Questions

August 4, 2009

By Aaron S. Birk Bacon There is no doubt that of all the dirty edible substances on the planet, bacon is in its own league. Most people, and all dogs, would agree that bacon is one of the most beautiful creations of man. If one could build a time machine and travel far back in [...]

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Jason the Fool – Daughter

August 4, 2009

The toddler screamed. You know, toddlers scream a lot. “No,” she wailed, yanking her hand out of mine. “My do it.” We were crossing the street, and when it comes to the street, my wife and I have four rules for our four- and two-year-old: 1) look both ways before going into the street, 2) [...]

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Foolish Shorts – Manners

August 4, 2009

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you [...]

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