February 2, 2009
I have finally found the answer to life’s most persistent questions. Here’s how it happened. Last week I was listening to the radio, half-listening, really, until I heard a commercial from Orchard Supply Hardware announcing an awesome sale on blue tarps. “If you’re looking for a solution to that pile of junk in your garage,” [...]
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February 2, 2009
Dog Lickers My mom is a dog-licker. That’s someone who thinks highly enough of her pet to accept French kisses (and we DO know where those dog lips have been). Max is a mini black poodle. Full name: Emperor Maximus. No, really. It’s engraved on the doggy bling that Mom creates herself from Swarovski crystal. [...]
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