August 2008

Best of The Inbox – August 08

August 9, 2008

Embarrassing Medical Exams True stories as told by the doctors themselves… 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!” I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there [...]

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Limericks – August 08

August 9, 2008

Fat Mary ( to Larry), “Why do we tarry? “Our love is so firm, we must marry!” Said Larry (to Mary) “That’s really scary for you, ‘cross the threshold, to carry!” -Sir Henry de TunahunaAnd three by David Rasch:

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Tony’s Ticklers – Gifted Hamster

August 9, 2008

A mangy-looking guy goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “No way, pal. I don’t think you can pay for it.””You’re right,” the guy says. “I don’t have any money, but if I show you something you haven’t seen before, will you give me a drink?” “You have a deal, my [...]

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Will Fargos Bogus Advice – Confused Loyalties

August 9, 2008

Dear Will, My friends think I’m crazy because I feed my dog steak. But I don’t see anything wrong with it. After all, he’s the best buddy I’ve ever had! What do they think, he’s some sort of animal or something? If they had their way, I’d probably be feeding him dog food every day! [...]

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Foolishtimes Birthday Bash!

August 7, 2008

FoolishTimes is 5 Years old! Come Join the Fun! Just in case the above poster is too hard to read (who are we kidding, we know it’s hard to read, we just find it funny watching you squint) we are listing all the features of the party in a legible fashion right here. Where: Golden [...]

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