May 2008

Fool Laughs – May 08

May 1, 2008

The Bottle and the Bomb Once upon a… plane there were three people flying to New York. They had been flying for so long and were beginning their descent. “Excuse me, I have a bottle, what should I do with it?” asked one of them to the flight attendant. “Oh, just throw it out the [...]

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Limericks – May 08

May 1, 2008

Brought to you by people with really strange names (evidently their parents didn’t love them very much). There once was a lonely gyrene Who whiffed some fatal phosgene. He’d run out of luck He’d forgotten to duck, It is what happens when people get mean. —Birdman There is a fine man name of Gene Who [...]

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Best of The Inbox – May 08

May 1, 2008

Texas Chili Cook-Off Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-Off about the time Halloween comes [...]

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Will Fargos Bogus Advice – Cat Relationship

May 1, 2008

Dear Will, I have a problem with my cat. It seems she is sleeping about 23 hours a day. Do you think she might have chronic fatigue syndrome or a sleep disorder or something? Should I enroll her in a sleep disorder study? Will they pay me for that? Or do you think she is [...]

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