For years I’ve been thinking about what it means to have an ex-spouse.

Recently I visited several yard sales and I suddenly realized that an ex-spouse was like something you put a price tag on on weekends. Read the rest of this article »

The American Society of Microbiology performed a study that showed that only 75% of women and only 58% of men washed their hands after using a public restroom. Read the rest of this article »

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My girlfriend had put on my sweater,
The one with my big high school letter,
And it then seemed to me,
And I’m sure you’ll agree,
On her it looked quite a bit better.
- Unknown, a huge FoolishTimes fan Read the rest of this article »

The Gas Station Promotion
A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex With Fill-Up.” Read the rest of this article »