June 2007

On Ex-Spouses

June 1, 2007

For years I’ve been thinking about what it means to have an ex-spouse. Recently I visited several yard sales and I suddenly realized that an ex-spouse was like something you put a price tag on on weekends.

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Wash Your Hands: A Rant

June 1, 2007

The American Society of Microbiology performed a study that showed that only 75% of women and only 58% of men washed their hands after using a public restroom.

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Limmericks – June 07

June 1, 2007

Brought to you by Anonymous or others who are only secure enough to vaguely identify themselves. My girlfriend had put on my sweater, The one with my big high school letter, And it then seemed to me, And I’m sure you’ll agree, On her it looked quite a bit better. – Unknown, a huge FoolishTimes [...]

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Fool Laughs – June 07

June 1, 2007

The Gas Station Promotion A gas station owner in Alabama was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex With Fill-Up.”

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